Bacon Flagon

Bacon Flagon.

“Damn tasty… I can’t feel my heart any more, is that normal?” – Anyone who eats this monster.

RECIPE INGREDIENTS

The creation consists of biscuits (for molding the cup), cheese (both cream cheese and Swiss cheese), and lots and lots of bacon.

PLANNING AND SET-UP

First to create a world in which the Bacon Flagon can dare exist, you need a ship which has run out of drinking receptacles perhaps due to a successful naval assault which ended in a drinking game where all mugs went over board.
Then come across a small island well populated with boars or pigs.
Most importantly have a Kanu who believes he can make a cup from a pig.

DIRECTIONS

Use the biscuits from the hold to mould the basic shape of you cup (not including handle)
Then wrap the mould in layers of bacon. Also twist the bacon into a handle shape and glue on with melted cheese.
Realise no-one will drink alcohol from this and they are drinking straight from the keg.
Make it a dinner item continue melting the cheese and fill the flagon.

This holy/unGodly goblet of heartburn tallies in at 2400 calories and 158 grams of fat at a minimum.

Bacon Flagon

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