The Saga of Rosemary Goodfruit
The Big Kanuban Burger
“Finally something a meal worth hunting the edges of Thea for” – All Gelingen monster hunters.
The Big Kanuban Burger is Leni’s signature dish and was created in collaboration with 6 Eisen monster hunters who sadly never survived to taste the fruit of there labour. Leni used the word burger in tribute to those Eisen’s from Siegsburg who enjoyed Paya Paya juice a little too much before a fight.
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 Pound ground ruin monster 1/4 Cup uncooked quick oats 1 Large egg, beaten 1/2 Teaspoon garlic powder Dash pepper 1/2 Cup onion, chopped 1/4 Cup dill pickle relish, drained 2 Tablespoons tomato sauce 2 Teaspoons prepared mustard 4 ounces Cheddar cheese, sliced 6 Lettuce leaves, washed and dried 4-6 Tomato slices
DIRECTIONS: Go to an ancient Syrnth ruin and loudly stomp around till you wake up a Ruin Monster.
Run away luring monster into trap. Stab/Slash/Mock/Pole Vault/Explode monster till ready.
Prepare grill for direct-heat cooking.
In medium bowl combine ruin monster, oats, egg, garlic powder and pepper. Divide ruin monster mixture in half. On 2 (each 10 X 11-inch) pieces wax paper, shape each half of ruin monster mixture into a 6-inch round patty.
Sprinkle onions and relish over one patty, leaving 1/2-inch border around outside edge; top with tomato sauce and mustard.
Cut cheese into 4 equal strips and arrange cheese strips, spoke-fashion, over tomato sauce and mustard. Carefully invert second ruin monster patty on top of cheese. Remove top layer of wax paper from ruin monster mixture. Press ruin monster patty edges together to seal. Lightly grease cold grill rack and position over hot coals. Invert giant ruin monster burger onto grill rack; remove wax paper.
Grill burger 8 minutes per side or until internal temperature of 165 degrees F is reached on meat thermometer. To turn burger, slide a flat cookie sheet under burger and invert onto another flat cookie sheet, then slide back onto grill rack (May also use greased grill basket if desired.).
To serve, cut burger into fourths. Serve with lettuce and tomato slices if desired.
Taste varies from monster to monster. Fire should eradicate all traces of venom. In case of sudden death from ingestion please consult a holy man/woman